I figure to wing it. I don't think you really can prepare for a zombie outbreak, unless you know where they'll be breaking out from. I mean, if they're coming from a cemetary at the behest of an evil priest, then putting salt in their mouths may be the only way to stop them. On the other hand if they're coming from a secret corporate lab as a result of an experimental virus then you usually have to chop them to pieces with devastating slow motion martial arts moves.

I'd hate to bring salt to a martial arts fight, yanno?

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